paranormalbromance: (HELP)
Matt Miller ([personal profile] paranormalbromance) wrote2014-01-03 11:04 pm
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"Hello. You have reached Matt Miller. I might have been murdered by the faculty, otherwise, I will get back to you."
discoursed: (imma give that bitch some knowledge)

[personal profile] discoursed 2014-01-04 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry I had to cancel tonight. Got a bit busy, you know?

Maybe I can make it up to you, yeah?
Edited 2014-01-04 07:14 (UTC)
discoursed: (and i rip and i dip and i yah trick)

[personal profile] discoursed 2014-01-04 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
Do you want them to be?
discoursed: (pic#7081046)

[personal profile] discoursed 2014-01-04 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
Anything else you'd enjoy, hmm? Maybe you'd like a little nibble on the neck? Could sit in your lap and give you a nice, gently kiss on the neck, you know? And maybe grab one of your hands, make you grab my hips, maybe even pull your hand to my arse. I've got on black lacy knickers, I think you'd like them, really.
enigmalicious: (sᴀᴍ ᴄᴏᴏᴋᴇ)

[personal profile] enigmalicious 2014-01-08 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
Murrrrder.
enigmalicious: (ᴀʟᴘʜᴀᴠɪʟʟᴇ)

[personal profile] enigmalicious 2014-01-08 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
You know some people say the faculty is a bunch of aliens with human skins.
enigmalicious: (sᴀᴍ ᴄᴏᴏᴋᴇ)

[personal profile] enigmalicious 2014-01-08 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
But not the lizard people kind you always hear about. Probably tentacle ones, since the Dean of Admissions is obsessed with dildos.
enigmalicious: (ɪᴄᴘ)

[personal profile] enigmalicious 2014-01-08 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
What's your beef with aliens anyway? Get raped by one?
enigmalicious: (ᴊᴏᴀɴ ʙᴀᴇᴢ)

[personal profile] enigmalicious 2014-01-08 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
By the way, I dig your porn folder. Vampire kink, nice to see that's something shared by more than just 30-year old Twilight moms and their crazy stalker daughters.
enigmalicious: (ᴀʟᴘʜᴀᴠɪʟʟᴇ)

1/2

[personal profile] enigmalicious 2014-01-08 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
If you got it, flaunt it.
enigmalicious: (sᴀᴍ ᴄᴏᴏᴋᴇ)

2/3 i lied

[personal profile] enigmalicious 2014-01-08 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
I have a nice body and I know it. Mirror kink, bet you wanted to know that.
enigmalicious: (ɪᴄᴘ)

3/3

[personal profile] enigmalicious 2014-01-08 11:28 am (UTC)(link)


Also thanks for showing me that back door. That'll be patched up tomorrow night. ᕙ(◕‿◕✿)ᕗ Happy trails through my porn.
enigmalicious: (sᴀᴍ ᴄᴏᴏᴋᴇ)

[personal profile] enigmalicious 2014-01-08 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
You say that like I don't have access to your back door! I hope you don't have a jealous girlfriend. (n˘v˘•)¬
Edited 2014-01-08 11:33 (UTC)