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[paranormalbromance]

"Hello. You have reached Matt Miller. I might have been murdered by the faculty, otherwise, I will get back to you."

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[discoursed]

Sorry I had to cancel tonight. Got a bit busy, you know?

Maybe I can make it up to you, yeah?

[paranormalbromance]

It's all right, I was working on














are those fangs?

[discoursed]

Do you want them to be?

[paranormalbromance]

yes

yes

i would very much enjoy that

[discoursed]

Anything else you'd enjoy, hmm? Maybe you'd like a little nibble on the neck? Could sit in your lap and give you a nice, gently kiss on the neck, you know? And maybe grab one of your hands, make you grab my hips, maybe even pull your hand to my arse. I've got on black lacy knickers, I think you'd like them, really.

[paranormalbromance]

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I do like them, very much. My fingers curl into the obsidian fabric, nails lightly digging into your soft, supple flesh. I loll my head back, letting your lengthy fangs scrape along my prone nape. One of my hands wanders upward, sliding over crimson satin, up over alabaster skin, and back down again, resting upon your barely-concealed breast.

[enigmalicious]

Murrrrder.

[enigmalicious]

You know some people say the faculty is a bunch of aliens with human skins.

[enigmalicious]

But not the lizard people kind you always hear about. Probably tentacle ones, since the Dean of Admissions is obsessed with dildos.

[enigmalicious]

What's your beef with aliens anyway? Get raped by one?

[enigmalicious]

By the way, I dig your porn folder. Vampire kink, nice to see that's something shared by more than just 30-year old Twilight moms and their crazy stalker daughters.

[paranormalbromance]

Who the bloody hell are you?







Never mind, answered my own question.





I really did not need to see the naked pictures of yourself in YOUR private folder.

1/2

[enigmalicious]

If you got it, flaunt it.

2/3 i lied

[enigmalicious]

I have a nice body and I know it. Mirror kink, bet you wanted to know that.

3/3

[enigmalicious]

Also thanks for showing me that back door. That'll be patched up tomorrow night. ᕙ(◕‿◕✿)ᕗ Happy trails through my porn.

[paranormalbromance]

I worked out the mirror kink already. Wasn't hard to do.


You're quite welcome. It wasn't the only one, mind you. Too busy patting yourself on the arse to think you'd left something unnoticed?

[enigmalicious]

You say that like I don't have access to your back door! I hope you don't have a jealous girlfriend. (n˘v˘•)¬