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[paranormalbromance]

"Hello. You have reached Matt Miller. I might have been murdered by the faculty, otherwise, I will get back to you."

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[enigmalicious]

Murrrrder.

[enigmalicious]

You know some people say the faculty is a bunch of aliens with human skins.

[enigmalicious]

But not the lizard people kind you always hear about. Probably tentacle ones, since the Dean of Admissions is obsessed with dildos.

[enigmalicious]

What's your beef with aliens anyway? Get raped by one?

[enigmalicious]

By the way, I dig your porn folder. Vampire kink, nice to see that's something shared by more than just 30-year old Twilight moms and their crazy stalker daughters.

[paranormalbromance]

Who the bloody hell are you?







Never mind, answered my own question.





I really did not need to see the naked pictures of yourself in YOUR private folder.

1/2

[enigmalicious]

If you got it, flaunt it.

2/3 i lied

[enigmalicious]

I have a nice body and I know it. Mirror kink, bet you wanted to know that.

3/3

[enigmalicious]

Also thanks for showing me that back door. That'll be patched up tomorrow night. ᕙ(◕‿◕✿)ᕗ Happy trails through my porn.

[paranormalbromance]

I worked out the mirror kink already. Wasn't hard to do.


You're quite welcome. It wasn't the only one, mind you. Too busy patting yourself on the arse to think you'd left something unnoticed?

[enigmalicious]

You say that like I don't have access to your back door! I hope you don't have a jealous girlfriend. (n˘v˘•)¬